Seymour Bits Hit Me With Technology EP (BRK41)
A Hit Me With Technology / The Bits, Baby
B All Alone / 800713
Hit Me With Technology: Do you remember The Time? They were the other band in Purple Rain, the only band Prince was ever afraid of. OK now imagine them jamming with Thomas Dolby and Dopplereffekt. Or give your imagination a rest and listen to the record.
The Bits, Baby: Teddy Riley Nu Jack Swing meets slowed-down Detroit electrobass with a big slice of 21st-century chart pop and Herbie Hancock on vocals (only joking, it's the voice of Seymour Bits of course).
All Alone: Heartbreaking story of a failed trip to a computer show that ends in a desperate drunken attempt to get laid. Or the perfect 80s synth-funk B-Side. This track also features one of the greatest synth solos ever commited to the vinyl medium.
800713: In which Seymour takes the doddering old pimp known as "Booty Bass" and gives him a funk shot in the ass... funky wah-wah clavinet over a rubberized bassline and a very FAST drum pattern. By the way this track was made by Seymour Bits and not just sampled off and old Ohio Players record and speeded up (not that we would accuse our competitors of such laziness of course.)